my friend started using his gym card
still kinda mad that clouds aren’t solid
nintendo mushroom cookie
who in the fuck has time for that
our biology teacher brought a skeleton to class yesterday and now everyone’s treating it as if it’s a part if our class i’m going to
- when people don't sit next to me on the bus: offended and relieved
- when someone sits next to me: irritated yet flattered
- Person: "YOU SPEAK ANOTHER LANGUAGE?!"
- Me: "Yeah..."
- Person: "SAY SOMETHING IN IT!"
- Me: -Forgets entire language-